Directions to accomplish anything

I know you've always wanted to do something really difficult and time consuming and you just don't know where or how to start. Well, here's your dream come true. In the following post, I will give you directions on how to do just that - accomplish ANYTHING.

1. Decide what you want to accomplish.
2. Get together all of the things that you need to accomplish this task.
3. Plan out how you will accomplish the task.
4. Proceed to accomplish the task.

There you go. Complete instructions on how to do ANYTHING. You're welcome.