Proton Drive Out of Beta

 The long awaited Proton Drive is finally out of beta. Time to dump your One Drive!

https://drive.proton.me/

PowerShell Working Script

 Here's my latest PowerShell script to appear to be working...

$Adverbs = @();$Actions = @();$Apps = @();$Objects = @()
$Adverbs = @('quickly','painstakingly','randomly','slowly','literally','boldly','bravely','brightly',
    'cheerfully','deftly','devotedly','eagerly','elegantly','faithfully','gleefully','gracefully',
    'happily','honestly','innocently','kindly','merrily','obediently','perfectly','politely','powerfully',
    'safely','victoriously','warmly','vivaciously','achingly','angrily','annoyingly','anxiously','badly',
    'boastfully','dejectedly','enviously','foolishly','hopelessly','irritably','jealously','joylessly',
    'lazily','miserably','morosely','obnoxiously','painfully','poorly','rudely','sadly','selfishly','terribly',
    'unhappily','wearily','finally','frequently','generally','nightly','normally','occasionally','regularly',
    'still','briskly','casually','expeditiously','fleetingly','gradually','haltingly','hastily','hurriedly',
    'immediately','instantly','languidly','lazily','leisurely','promptly','quickly','rapidly','slowly','speedily',
    'swiftly','tediously','audibly','deafeningly','ear-splittingly','emphatically','faintly','inaudibly','loudly',
    'noiselessly','noisily','quietly','resonantly','resoundingly','shrilly','silently','softly','soundlessly',
    'thunderously','uproariously','vociferously','weakly','accidentally','awkwardly','blindly','coyly','crazily',
    'cruelly','defiantly','deliberately','doubtfully','dramatically','dutifully','enormously','excitedly','hungrily',
    'madly','mortally','mysteriously','nervously','seriously','shakily','restlessly','solemnly','sternly',
    'unexpectedly','wildly')
$Actions = @('compacting','extracting','hacking','defragging','extending','requesting','updating','upgrading',
    'packaging','researching','preparing','disabling','searching','calculating','managing','formatting','deploying',
    'deleting','restoring','correlating','patching')
$Apps = @('Net Neutrality','Big Data','Data Mining','Actionable Analytics','Artificial Intelligence (AI)',
    'Machine Learning','Personalization','Voice Recognition','Chatbots','Augmented Reality (AR)','Virtual Reality (VR)',
    'Robotics','Smart Industry 4.0','Internet Of Things (IoT)','Quantum Computing','Blockchain','Technological Unemployment',
    'Multi-Factor Authentication','Everything-as-a-Service','PowerBI','Artificial Inteligence')
$Objects = @('database','directories','servers','websites','folders','email','users','phone numbers','hard drives',
    'floppy disks','IP Addresses','software','firmware','memory','firewall rules','routing tables','fiber optics','NIC cards',
    'CAT5 cables','spreadsheets')
function Randomize-List
{
   Param(
     [array]$InputList
   )
   return $InputList | Get-Random -Count 1
}
function Build-Loop1 {
    $1 = Randomize-List -InputList $Actions
    $2 = Randomize-List -InputList $Apps
    $1 = $1.substring(0,1).toupper()+$1.substring(1).tolower()
    Write-Output "$1 $2..."
}
function Build-Loop2 {
    $1 = Randomize-List -InputList $Adverbs
    $2 = Randomize-List -InputList $Actions
    $3 = Randomize-List -InputList $Apps
    $4 = Randomize-List -InputList $Objects
    $1 = $1.substring(0,1).toupper()+$1.substring(1).tolower()
    Write-Output "$1 $2 $4..."
}
Clear-Host
while (1) {  
$R = (Get-Random 100)
$R2 = (Get-Random 100)
$Activity = (Build-Loop1)
    for($B = 1
        $B -le $R
        $B++) {
            $Activity2 = (Build-Loop2)
            $Stat = (($B/$R) * 100).ToString("#")
            $InnerLoop = @{
                ID = 1
                Activity = $Activity
                Status = "$Stat% Complete"
                PercentComplete = $B/$R * 100
                }
            Write-Progress @InnerLoop
            for($A = 1
            $A -le $R2
            $A++ ) {
            $Stat2 = (($A/$R2) * 100).ToString("#")
            $OuterLoop = @{
            ID = 2
            Activity = $Activity2
            Status = "$Stat2% Complete:"
            PercentComplete = $A/$R2 * 100
            }
            Write-Progress @OuterLoop
            Start-Sleep -Milliseconds (Get-Random 100)
            }
    }
}

Pi Pico now with wireless

New wireless Raspberry Pi Pico. Not that we will ever get one since resellers will buy them all up, stick them on Amazon, and double the prices...

https://www.raspberrypi.com/news/raspberry-pi-pico-w-your-6-iot-platform/

Edge Surfing

 It looks as if SkiFree has been reborn as Edge Surfing...

Simply open a new Edge windows to: edge://surf/ and enjoy.

I call it the "New Yacht Fee"

 https://www.techdirt.com/2022/05/23/att-gets-a-tiny-wrist-slap-for-another-bullshit-wireless-fee/