Job Description Nightmares

Here are a couple of actual bullet points on job descriptions I have found recently.

Work Experience :10 - 15 years

• Own the definition, design, and delivery of a functional design

So, to break down that sentence, I need to be able to "Own the design of a design".

Here's another great one:

Competencies (Knowledge, Skills, Abilities)

• Advanced accuracy skills

Makes me wonder what a regular accuracy skill might be.

The scheduling section is even better:

Schedule/Attendance

• Ability to work long hours 

I'm sure this would follow OSHA standards, though. Right?

Job hunting is hard enough as it is, but deciphering job descriptions to find a suitable work environment is an art unto itself.